Damn!!! I Didn’t Want You To Be The Parent of My Child!

It has been a while world but I have returned to give y’all a little of that craziness I think about on the daily. As I get older I realize a lot of friends, family, and associates around my age are getting married and starting families. Wow! what a blessing! black love has really shown up and shown out. The princess has found her prince charming and prince charming brought a homeboy for the princess’ friend too. And they all having precious little rug rats. It is really seeming as though it is happily ever after. Well  at least I thought it has been happily ever after. Instead I’ve really been hearing a lot about child support, custody, and why he/she ain’t excrement, but I am sure they do not put it as nice as I do.

I do not have kids but I am sure when I do my entire world and thought process will change. I will have an entire life depending on me to provide, protect, and prepare to be the best person he or she can be in this world. That is why I cannot fathom why any  man would put his tail between his legs and take flight when he gets that late text talking about “boo I’m late ” text. Say bruh you should have used a latex. If you don’t understand the simplicity of the male and female sex organs and what they produce when used together I really don’t think you should be procreating. Please abstain if you are really that simple. It is basic to me if you give her a child and make her a mother, you raise your child and be a father. I know you claim she’s a strag, stretcha, bussa, but you had intercourse with her and got her preggo, Mr. strag, Mr. stretcha, and Mr.bussa. Just be present not absent when you’re called on to accept your role.

Single mothers I know  have a difficult job raising their child and/or children. However, the same responsibility the man should have taken during intercourse goes for you too. Yes he should have slipped on the rain coat, but you didn’t pull out your umbrella either. How do you lay down and get impregnated by a guy you claim to be ain’t “feces” and then get upset when he is not buying pampers, paying for day care, or even showing the little one any type of love. He showed you he was not the man of your standards when he hit you with those old tired lines “what’s your name? what’s your size?” or “What’s your sign?”. You let him  up in there  and now y’all are both stuck out. You for nine months physically and a lifetime after, and him for 18 years financially because you have to put him on child support, as well as a lifetime if he decides to stick around.

Now I know sometimes things just don’t work out and after the two minutes of passion, a missed period, and a few days of morning sickness its obvious that jr is on his way. Between 11:58pm-12:00am things JUST GOT SERIOUS. But in all seriousness once it all settles and the man is doing what he is supposed to do as a father, why put him on child support? Am I wrong? If the man is trying to be  father why go out of your way to create baby mama drama. It seems like you are using your child as an ATM but all you are doing is hurting the child. If the father of your child isn’t taking care of his seed by all means put him on that ‘port, but if he is what you claim “ain’t fecal matter” what is putting him on child support going to do? If he didn’t have money when you were with him and you were carrying him, you putting him on child support will give you the same return you would get if you keep putting your money in a shredder. And the last time I checked shredded money does not spend.

Be careful, pick the mother and father of your children carefully. If you’re a man with a child or children just do your best to be the best father you can be to them. If you’re a mom, most definitely a single mom, no matter how trifling the father of your child/children is don’t bad mouth him. Your child will already see it. They don’t need to hear the bitterness from you, they just need to see the loving, caring, nurturing mom you are.

Somebody please help me understand our child support system because what is happening to brothers like Nas is crazy. Please feel free to discuss your opinions on the whole child support issue I am curious to know y’all thoughts.

 

Them Damn Hyphenaters

Top of the afternoon my good people! I hope y’all Thursday is filled with as much bull shit as mine has been. Misery loves company what can I say. However, through all the bull fecal matter today I have had a little time to think about sheer randomness. Like the moon, sun, and stars and what not. FYI (Did you know the sun is a star?). I teach in these blogs too, for all the disgruntled parents who may have kids who read my work. But the topic of the day is Hyphenated names.

Yep hyphenated names popped in my head today, and all I could think about was how retarded the concept was. I am as single as they come no engagement, common law marriage, ring ceremonies, just null in void in the UNION business. That doesn’t mean I don’t have an opinion about the fluctuation of women combining their maiden names with their married names. These names are every where, from business offices, sports arenas, class rooms, and marriage licenses. They’re becoming hard to get rid off like roaches, but all people have their reasons.

There are many different reasons why women hyphenate their names. Their family could have birthed only girls and have no males to carry on the name so the women take on both. They may want to pay homage to their fathers. But with all do respect and I do mean all do respect the shit is DUMB all caps. When you decide at that altar or in the mayor’s office, which ever one you could afford, you become a union. That means ONE, not 1.5 or 1 and a possible.

Now, these women who feel that they’re just not going to give up their maiden name and practice a chauvinistic tradition need to cut it out. Not for the sake of doing it a man’s way, but for doing it out of simplicity. I say this because these marriages produce children with hyphenated names, then they interrupt classrooms with these kids  4 and 5 names.

I believe everyone is entitled to their opinion but this decision to have a hyphenated name makes sense to no one.  Prime example, at work a woman comes in and says “my name is Mrs. Jones-Williams”, I proceed to call her Mrs. Jones, it takes more time out my day to say the Williams, its more than one syllable. She burst out ”NO! its Mrs. Jones-Williams”, I said “Okay Mrs. Jones”. I refuse to say two last names for one individual, just not going to happen.

Do you really think that I am going to walk around referring to people via phone, email, or in person as Jones-Williams and the like. You have to be touched if you think so, and the next person that comes to me like I need to say their full hyphenated name, I will be pressed to respond “Are you stupid? or Fuckin’ Stupid?”

I am just saying the hyphenated name situation has gotten out of hand. Anytime you have grown men who are stuck with two names its an issue. There are professional athletes with hyphenated names that ruin perfectly good jersey space, I don’t want to see all that on a uniform. And what happens when the generation of kids with hyphenated names get older and get married? will they add on another name to the hyphenated name? Is it still considered hyphenated after two? Do you see the confusion you hyphenaters (making up words LOL) caused?

Get your bad ass son out my office!

Yo my peeps what it do?…i hope this Tuesday morning has been inspiring thus far. I was influenced through yesterday’s events at work and reading  my boy Drewzee23′s blog “Things that gotta stop”. Because there are really some things that need to be stopped, like these new mothers bringing their uncontrollable children into professional environments.

Yeah I said it, new age single mothers do not, I repeat DO NOT bring your bad ass child into someone else’s work environment. So yesterday we have a hearing in my office and here comes “Tondalayah”…She was a hot gyrl so everbody wanna slay her..lol…take that take that..diddy style…lol..But really here she comes strolling through with her two year old toddler, and all i can think is please let this little tyke be pleasant. You can send that wish straight to hell..with a first class ticket.

Let me explain, because I know all of the women are looking at me like this insensitive jerk he knows nothing about being a mother and being nurturing to a munchkin. Fuck that I know when when lil Rahfeeque Courvousier Hennessy Johnson needs his lil rear ended french kissed by my belt. Not only was this lil runt named some utterly ridiculous rant, he had the nerve to have a ball bouncing off the walls, stealing Kleenex, and speaking in his own language.

The natural mindset for a two year old boy is to wreak havoc on all that it encounters, but they tend to have some act right when they in public, because they know mama don’t play at least that’s how it used to be. So lil Rahfeeque proceeds to enter the hearing jumping up and down on conference tables, yelling obscenities, well we cant confirm they were obscenities…but they sounded as close to them in his native toddler dialect…it was actually close to the bedrock language..every phrase sounded like aaa yabba dabba dooo..bamn!..bamn!! bamn!!!…lol

The boy just had no type of restraint and I blame his mother. Who comes to a professional setting trying to give her side of  a dispute (involving another one of her children), and brings lil convict- in- training. I know this sounds wrong but hell if he’s not listening to his mother at 2, he damn sure isn’t going to take heed to authority at 22.

So yes these antics have to stop, mothers spare the rod spoil the child, better give them a nice kicking in the rear and fathers please step up, before the people i know send you’re little tykes to jail in the near future. I say bring back corporal punishment, that would get these lil kids right. Well enough of this rant…im sure you all just witness the “The more you know star” shoot across the screen.

Well another one straight from the THINK TANK..i’ll holla..